Bushels of Bargain Booby Traps

(*I am definitely on some sort of alliteration kick - it might have something to do with some children's poetry I've been thinking about lately, but whatever the cause, if you find it too much... well... ummm... you're just gonna have to deal with it. Or not, bye bye.)

More frightening world of growned-uped-ness... I bought a bunch of booby traps today. In recent years I've started to lose patience with "foundation garments." They are expensive, often uncomfortable and I'm not exactly falling over with a massive bosom so they often seem a bit unneccessary. I also don't like to spend my time (or money) going to stores and dealing with the whole process of procuring the durn things. So, its been a while since I've bought a new brassiere. Like years. And years. I've gotten to the point where the bras I used to own have disappeared, fallen apart or no longer fit so I generally just go sans-booby trap or resort to one of many tank tops with those little built-in bra-lets. Actually those are my only two options. And it has been such a long time that despite knowing I need new booby traps, it is very easy to put it off until another day. That is sort of my method with most stuff like that. Its been 15 months since my last hair cut and I'm pretty busy this weekend (or I'd just rather go ride my bike or something), what's another 4 months??

This time it worked to my advantage. Fred Meyer (a local department store, supermarket, electronics, and more sorta store) is having a Veterans' Day Weekend sale. Buy two booby traps, get two booby traps for free! Now, who actually ever needs to buy four booby traps?? Im guessing more people are more along the lines of "I could use a new bra, why not get two and then get two more for free?" But me, I really did need multiple. Coulda gotten by with two or three, but four is probably about right. How many booby traps does the average woman have anyway?

So here I am, about to embark upon a new existence in which I am no longer a loose woman. Actually, I can't say I'll wear 'em every day, so maybe I'll still get to be an occasionally loose woman.

He he he.