Rationing Underwear

I don't even remember when it was I last did laundry. About ten days ago I started to run low on undies and was forced to institute a system of rationing to curb extravagantusage. For example, if I take a shower in the evening and put on a fresh pair, there is no putting on ANOTHER fresh pair that next morning. And even if I've been sweating up a storm biking, running or otherwise altheticizing there are no two-pair days allowed. I've alternated a bit between wearing a pair for a day and a half and going sans-muntande for a half a day or so. Particularly at night or after the gym I've gone undergarmentless. It has actually been somewhat nice. Helped me rid my attachment to underwear. At first it is a little bit disconcerting, but you'd be surprised how quickly one adjusts. Note: Be sure to have a secure fly to your pants if trying this (and remember to zip it up.)

I'm down to one more pair. Luckily, however, it is Thursday and Saturday morning I can do laundry. Probably.